Reader, we almost broke up. Allow me to explain. Last Thursday, I had a DAY. You know the kind of day where describing it as a DAY earns sympathy and an "Aww, honey" head tilt from anyone you tell? Because at some point, we have all had a day like that. Where you don't even need the details yet, you just know that your job as the listener is to be like, Omg, so sorry friend, want a hug, or want to grab a drink? I'm going to share all the behind the scenes with you like we're sitting on Drew...